The Spaghetti Race
Rule #1
The food stays on the place mat.
Rule #2
The food must stay on the place mat!
Boring Bungee Cord
I like to imagine her one day replacing a broken serpantine belt with a pair of panty hose, replacing a blown fuse with a soda can tab, and driving her and her friends to safety.
Think of it as McGeyver training.
Fork It
She stopped, looked at me, and poked me in the crotch with a fork and said “That’s your ‘gina.”
Child Directed Play
Most of the time you can just relax,sit down, or my favorite, lay downon the floor and just talk to them.Eventually, they will tell you what to do.